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Kristy Kelly: When your knees buckle

A house fire will break you.

It doesnโ€™t just take everything you own. It takes the memories of scrubbing crayon off every surface and digging Play-Doh out of the carpet. Never again will you walk down hallways lined with slightly crooked photos where you once stepped on Legos at two in the morning. There will never again be tangible evidence of your childrenโ€™s handprints at that age, left behind on a wall, a table, or a door.

Kristy Kelly: A day that ends in Y

We were supposed to be married on Friday the 13th on the rooftop of The O'Neil, but due to rain, we were married in front of an antique bank vault that fit our vibe just the same. Our first camping trip ended in a flash flood where we almost died. Our second cruise was rerouted due to civil unrest in Haiti. Our third cruise was held off port due to mutant fog, and then Tampa had a power outage at the port.

Kristy Kelly: The Monster Bike Saga Continues

After a decade in call centers, nothing makes me turn into the stereotypical entitled, middle-aged, woman quite like a bad customer service experience. Last month, my youngest son was involved in an accident while riding the monster bike. Apparently, a red pickup truck side swiped him, sending him and the bike over a curb. Heโ€™s fine, the bike is banged up, but fine, so he goes home.

Kristy Kelly: The Tampa Experience

Iโ€™m starting to understand all the Florida jokes. From fog that seemed unfazed by the sun to a power outage in a parking garage, my day was one long string of minor inconveniences that managed to feel much bigger than they were. It really did start with wearing the wrong shoes.

Kristy Kelly: Bracing for the worst, gave me the best

If I had judged the year by how it began, I would have written it off before it even got started. January dragged me into 2025 while I was sick, exhausted, and quietly wondering if my body was about to fail me in a way I wasnโ€™t prepared for. Nothing felt steady. Nothing felt hopeful. I thought I was bracing for the worst year of my life.

Kristy Kelly: Kinston doesn't need performative outrage

Yesterday, I witnessed a handful of adults berate the city council and call for the reallocation of police funds because an officer allegedly abused his power and was caught on video doing so. The police department gave a canned โ€œwe are investigating the issueโ€ statement, and the mayor co-signed their message by way of copy and paste.