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TD#1 has been harping on the pet duck thing for about a year now. We have a beautiful dog named Lucille that is quite loving to people and joyously homicidal to any series of critters she discovers invading our yard. I'm not sure what function the duck would serve that Lucille isn't already serving, as she loves the water and after eating too quickly is known to quack like a Gatling gun for several minutes.
At night when everyone has stopped scurrying around, Lucille and I love to go for a walk. She periodically gets distracted and proceeds to dig up several acres of farmland in pursuit of some varmint. She chases birds and rabbits day and night - and occasionally catches them. I can't tell you how many crime scenes our sweet dog has generated.
If you like your steak so undercooked you can ride it from the grill to the table, that's your business. Every six weeks there's some new bacteria that can eat through iron ore like cotton candy, so stopping short of marinating my food in Purell, I'll be taking every precaution.
What do Cary Grant, Kevin Costner, and I have in common? More than you might think.
Aside from being cursed with rugged good looks, we were all born on Jan. 18.
Most adults I know are busier than a rented mule, so it was a revelation to feel the ol' brain untense. By the time I get back to work I'm sure I will have forgotten every computer password and quite possibly my own name, but it will have been worth it.
A flight attendant assured me it was just "pockets of air" that were causing the trouble. I told him I was worried the "pockets of air" might cause the plane to "hurdle to the ground". No one likes a whiner, but what kind of airline chooses The Buddy Holly Story as the Inflight movie?
Neuse News Columnist Jon Dawson breaks his silence on the political issues of the day.
It's been scientifically proven that Bucklesberry corn is more addictive than any narcotic or aerosol cheese product on the market.
Just like you, Neuse News’ award-winning columnist Jon Dawson is wondering what comes next in truck technology.
A reality TV show featuring award-winning Jon Dawson and is family is set to begin soon.
In this week’s column, Neuse News’ award-winning humorist Jon Dawson introduces you to a community that is sick of daylight saving time.
In this week’s edition of Jon Dawson’s humor column, he introduces you to a Bucklesberry resident who has figured out how to save on his electric bill.
Neuse News’ award-winning humor columnist Jon Dawson reflects on last week’s UNC victory over archrival Duke.
